A new sibling for Ellie

I've been thinking about getting a companion for Smelly Ellie Mae for a little while now. Not sure what I'd like. Maybe a kitten. Maybe a non-puppy rescue dog. Maybe both.

But thanks to this press release, I'm thinking of going in a new direction. I think I'd like to have a red panda baby. Pandas can live in shitty Collinwood townhouses, right?

How much does bamboo cost?